My dryer is a lazy bastard

I think my dryer is lazy. In the morning, it seems like it takes forever for anything to dry. Look you damn dryer we're in a time crunch here. I need to wear those clothes today so get your ass in gear. However, if I am doing some drying while watching a TV show at dinner it's the fastest machine in the house. It always seems to be a the height of the show, I hear that stupid alarm going off telling me stuff is done. Maybe the dryer isn't lazy, maybe he's just as ass.